The Joy of Yahoo! Answers

What a crazy world we live in. Someone needs to start a blog for all the random and funny questions and answers found on Yahoo! Answers.

Picturing The Past 10 Years

Printing this out when I get back into the office. From JoshSpear:

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Picturing The Past 10 years by Phillip Niemeyer, an art director at Double Triple, an art and design studio.

Via Swissmiss and NY Times

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“IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME” | GONZO — HUNTER S. THOMPSON

Great line from below: "Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube". Is it better to burn out or fade away? From The Selvedge Yard:

“IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME” | GONZO — HUNTER S. THOMPSON: "

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.

— Hunter S. Thompson

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America… just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

— Hunter S. Thompson

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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming– “Wow! What a Ride!”

— Hunter S. Thompson

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Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…

— Hunter S. Thompson

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So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

— Hunter S. Thompson

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THE EDGE– there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.

— Hunter S. Thompson

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A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.

— Hunter S. Thompson

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For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

— Hunter S. Thompson

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We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear—fear of war, fear of poverty, fear of random terrorism, fear of getting down-sized or fired because of the plunging economy, fear of getting evicted for bad debts or suddenly getting locked up in a military detention camp on vague charges of being a terrorist sympathizer.

— Hunter S. Thompson

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Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas … with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.

— Hunter S. Thompson

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We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws.

— Hunter S. Thompson

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A word to the wise is infuriating.

— Hunter S. Thompson

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To make a point of declaring friendship is to cheapen it. For men’s emotions are very rarely put into words successfully.

— Hunter S. Thompson

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No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won’t hurt…

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#27234 - Guitar Lessons - Illustrator Max Dalton has...

Very cool. From NotCot:

#27234 - Guitar Lessons - Illustrator Max Dalton has...: "



Guitar Lessons - Illustrator Max Dalton has created a new poster featuring the rock guitar heroes of all times. Lovely!

(Want more? See NOTCOT.org and NOTCOT.com)"

Predecitions for 2010

CrackUnit's predictions for 2010 are simply put and honest. They are a great use of 30 seconds to have ammunition for those off-handed conversations about what is next in digital. The only thing, he forgot to mention augmented reality. My prediction: it is another year of building steam (aka, establishing the platforms) before it really takes off in 2011. Widespread smartphone understanding of what a smartphone can do needs to occur first. This is different than usage.


From CrackUnit: My Trend Predictions For 2010: "